The Original
Coming SoonBase: Milk chocolate
Stirred in: Toasted coconut, roasted pecans, caramel bits, graham crackers
Tree nuts (pecans), coconut, milk, wheat
$14.00
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A little ornery. A lot to collect.
The Patty Wagon
Four new Heifer Patties flavors. The Heifer of the Month collector card. One surprise trinket — because a heifer ought to keep you guessing.
Price coming soon
Reserve my spot on The Patty WagonEvery Heifer Patty is hand poured and pressed, 4 inches across and 1 inch thick, with mix-ins and centers.
How it works
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Subscribe
Hop on The Patty Wagon now, sugar. We'll let you know when subscriptions open.
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Each month's drop ships
Four new flavors, a collector card, and a little mystery tucked inside.
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Collect all the cards
A new Heifer of the Month. A new pose. A new card worth keeping.
Shipping dates and monthly cutoff details are coming soon, sugar.
This month's four flavors
Heifer, Please!
Coming SoonThe patty that started the whole delicious mess.
Base: Dark and milk chocolate swirl
Stirred in: Toasted pecans, sea salt, brown butter toffee
Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans). Made in a kitchen that also handles peanuts and wheat.
$14.00
Learn moreSweet Tea & Sass
Coming SoonSweet on the front end, sass on the finish.
Base: White chocolate
Stirred in: Sweet tea infusion, candied lemon, shortbread crumble
Contains milk, soy, wheat.
$14.00
Learn moreBless Your Heart
Coming SoonSaid with love. Mostly.
Base: Milk chocolate
Stirred in: Strawberry, graham, marshmallow
Contains milk, soy, wheat.
$14.00
Learn moreThis month's card
Wanted. Crowned. Collected.
Every month's heifer has a story — and a collector card riding along in The Patty Wagon.
Meet the Heifer of the Month
The crown is still up for grabs, sugar.
This month's collector card is coming soon.
Reserve my spot on The Patty Wagon
Put your name on the list, darlin'. We'll holler when it's ready.