Heifer, Please! — Heifer Bark

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Sweet. Sassy. Snapped.

Handcrafted artisan candy bark with bold flavors, Southern personality, and just enough sass to make it memorable.

The signature

Heifer, Please!

The bark that started the whole delicious mess.

Our signature bark: buttery toffee, toasted Texas pecans, and a whisper of sea salt over a swirl of dark and milk chocolate.

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Heifer, Please! candy bark
Heifer, Please! candy bark

Heifer, Please!

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The bark that started the whole delicious mess.

Base: Dark and milk chocolate swirl

Stirred in: Toasted pecans, sea salt, brown butter toffee

Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans). Made in a kitchen that also handles peanuts and wheat.

Sweet Tea & Sass candy bark

Sweet Tea & Sass

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Sweet on the front end, sass on the finish.

Base: White chocolate

Stirred in: Sweet tea infusion, candied lemon, shortbread crumble

Contains milk, soy, wheat.

Bless Your Heart candy bark

Bless Your Heart

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Said with love. Mostly.

Base: Milk chocolate

Stirred in: Strawberry, graham, marshmallow

Contains milk, soy, wheat.

Front Porch Pecan candy bark

Front Porch Pecan

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Pull up a chair, honey.

Base: Dark chocolate

Stirred in: Praline pecans, bourbon vanilla, flake salt

Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans).

Hot Mess Express candy bark

Hot Mess Express

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All aboard. No brakes.

Base: Dark chocolate

Stirred in: Chili, cinnamon, candied orange, cocoa nibs

Contains milk, soy.