Heifer, Please!

Sweet, Sassy, & Snapped!

Meet the Flavors

Sweet. Sassy. Snapped.

Handcrafted artisan candy patty with bold flavors, Southern personality, and just enough sass to make it memorable. Every Heifer Patty is hand poured and pressed, 4 inches across and 1 inch thick, with mix-ins and centers.

The signature

Heifer, Please!

The patty that started the whole delicious mess.

Our signature patty: buttery toffee, toasted Texas pecans, and a whisper of sea salt over a swirl of dark and milk chocolate.

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Heifer, Please!

November Drop· releases Nov 10

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The Original

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Base: Milk chocolate

Stirred in: Toasted coconut, roasted pecans, caramel bits, graham crackers

Tree nuts (pecans), coconut, milk, wheat

Heifer, Please!

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The patty that started the whole delicious mess.

Base: Dark and milk chocolate swirl

Stirred in: Toasted pecans, sea salt, brown butter toffee

Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans). Made in a kitchen that also handles peanuts and wheat.

Sweet Tea & Sass

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Sweet on the front end, sass on the finish.

Base: White chocolate

Stirred in: Sweet tea infusion, candied lemon, shortbread crumble

Contains milk, soy, wheat.

Bless Your Heart

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Said with love. Mostly.

Base: Milk chocolate

Stirred in: Strawberry, graham, marshmallow

Contains milk, soy, wheat.

In the kitchen

Front Porch Pecan

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Pull up a chair, honey.

Base: Dark chocolate

Stirred in: Praline pecans, bourbon vanilla, flake salt

Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans).

Hot Mess Express

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All aboard. No brakes.

Base: Dark chocolate

Stirred in: Chili, cinnamon, candied orange, cocoa nibs

Contains milk, soy.