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Sweet. Sassy. Snapped.
Small-batch candy patty, snapped by hand in East Texas. Have a look at what's coming, sugar.
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The patty that started the whole delicious mess.
Base: Dark and milk chocolate swirl
Stirred in: Toasted pecans, sea salt, brown butter toffee
Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans). Made in a kitchen that also handles peanuts and wheat.
$14.00
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Sweet on the front end, sass on the finish.
Base: White chocolate
Stirred in: Sweet tea infusion, candied lemon, shortbread crumble
Contains milk, soy, wheat.
$14.00
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Said with love. Mostly.
Base: Milk chocolate
Stirred in: Strawberry, graham, marshmallow
Contains milk, soy, wheat.
$14.00
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Pull up a chair, honey.
Base: Dark chocolate
Stirred in: Praline pecans, bourbon vanilla, flake salt
Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans).
$14.00
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All aboard. No brakes.
Base: Dark chocolate
Stirred in: Chili, cinnamon, candied orange, cocoa nibs
Contains milk, soy.
$14.00
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