Heifer, Please! — Heifer Bark

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Sweet. Sassy. Snapped.

Small-batch candy bark, snapped by hand in East Texas. Ordering opens September 1, have a look at what's coming.

The shop opens September 1

Pull up a chair on Ms. Emsley's Front Porch and you'll hear about launch flavors and limited batches first.

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Heifer, Please! candy bark

Heifer, Please!

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The bark that started the whole delicious mess.

Base: Dark and milk chocolate swirl

Stirred in: Toasted pecans, sea salt, brown butter toffee

Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans). Made in a kitchen that also handles peanuts and wheat.

Sweet Tea & Sass candy bark

Sweet Tea & Sass

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Sweet on the front end, sass on the finish.

Base: White chocolate

Stirred in: Sweet tea infusion, candied lemon, shortbread crumble

Contains milk, soy, wheat.

Bless Your Heart candy bark

Bless Your Heart

Coming Soon

Said with love. Mostly.

Base: Milk chocolate

Stirred in: Strawberry, graham, marshmallow

Contains milk, soy, wheat.

Front Porch Pecan candy bark

Front Porch Pecan

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Pull up a chair, honey.

Base: Dark chocolate

Stirred in: Praline pecans, bourbon vanilla, flake salt

Contains milk, soy, tree nuts (pecans).

Hot Mess Express candy bark

Hot Mess Express

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All aboard. No brakes.

Base: Dark chocolate

Stirred in: Chili, cinnamon, candied orange, cocoa nibs

Contains milk, soy.