Heifer, Please! — Heifer Patties

Ms. Emsley's

Thought of the Week

Funny TruthsJuly 25, 2026

"Heifer... Life's too short to wear uncomfortable shoes, trust shady people, or skip dessert. Now go mind your business—and if that don't keep you busy, sweep your own porch first."

— Ms. Emsley

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